The Q-tip in the conference room

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes....why would there a Q-tip on the floor of a conference room? wait, back up. why would someone have a q-tip at the office to begin with? is it kind of like that strange, inexplicable urge to pick your nose when you're in your car...as if you're invisible when you do it? what would've crossed the offender's mind?!?! let's see, something like, "I know! I'll clean out the wax build-up in my ears when I get to work!"

well, it's a good thing I didn't see the q-tip until after the meeting ended. seriously, how are you suppose to productively contribute to a business discussion when all you can think about is the damn q-tip on the floor: who does it belong to and how did it get there? unless, of course, the "business" discussion is about the pink q-tip. who are we kidding....the meeting would've been 100 times more interesting if the purpose of the meeting was to brainstorm about the many ways and reasons a q-tip would find it's way to our office.

and take a closer look, it's unmistakable....the damn q-tip is used! check out how one side of the q-tip is more squished and compressed than the other. the side that's pointing south in the picture....yup, that side's been somewhere. it's so pointy that I can't help but think that someone picked their nose with it. unless...are the insides of ears pointy like that? maybe it is if you push the q-tip in too deep, or if you have spock ears.