A triple

I'm taking a lunch break at the moment and just got back from using the restroom. the ladies room is usually deserted during lunch hour, which would ordinarily make it a good time to drop a load, if needed. and apparently, I'm not alone in my thinking.

so I went to tinkle and there was someone already there in the restroom, in the far corner, handicap stall (i.e. the poo stall). and sure enough, she was taking a dump.

in the short time I was in the restroom to tinkle and wash my hands, the mystery crapper did a double flush! which I appreciate...it helps minimize the stink.

and then, just as I exited the restroom....flush #3!! that must've been one crazy poo to be a triple flusher!

who was this triple flusher?!?! I had to know, but there's no way I was gonna go back into the ladies just to find out. seriously, how obvious would THAT be?!!?

but just as I walked down the hallway, I caught a glimpse...it was the Clippity-Clip Lady!

food bandit strikes again!

OMG! this is no joke. this milk carton with a picture representing someone's missing sandwich appeared in the lunchroom today:


the picture says it all. but it's probably too small to read in the photo, so here's what the message says, just so you can fully appreciate the situation:

"MISSING
Have you Seen Me?

Last seen: Friday, August 1
Abducted from the 4th floor coffee room refrigerator.
Homemade sandwich made on Hawaiian bread. Less than
one day old."

(under the photo: "Not actual sandwich")

PS...someone had way too much time to go and create this milk carton. but it is damn funny!