Duck, cover, and hold?

hey, what's shaking? oh, yeah, me and the rest of southern CA got all shook up during the quake yesterday. preliminary reports said it was a 5.8 trembler, but it was later revised down to 5.4. all I know is that it was frightening. if that wasn't "the big one" then YIKES to what "the big one" is going to feel like!!

in the moment you don't know what to do. do I evacuate? do I go under my desk. well, evidently, you're suppose to "duck, cover, and hold." it doesn't quite roll off the tongue like, "stop, drop and roll" (and when are you suppose to do that one?!?!)....but in the aftermath of the earthquake drama, our HR department promptly reminded us that the proper response was to D.C. and H. they also reminded us that we can find this info in section Z, page 102 of our employee safety book.

um, note to HR: that info would've been helpful BEFORE the big shake. and PS, I don't know where my safety book is.

anyways, here's a photo of the aftermath in the cubefarm. The only "casualties" were my pink rubber duckie and my Lucy pez dispenser...and a few opened drawers.

Evidence of poo activity in the FUS

After the alleged poo situation in the FUS, I was on alert. I can't believe someone would do that in the FUS. Isn't it common knowledge that the stall furthest from the entry (which happens to be the extra-large handicap stall), is the one you poo in!?! Apparently not!

So today when I went to the ladies, I noticed this as I made the turn around the sinks, towards the FUS:

This is clear evidence that poo activity is occurring in the FUS. Why else would anyone need a can of air freshener unless they're dropping a real one, right?

An in case there's any doubt, here's a close up of the evidence in the FUS.


Maybe I should move the can to the proper poo stall, as a signal to those who are inconsiderate enough to poo in the FUS. The only problem is -- that air freshener can prolly has a bunch of poo germs on it, since the poo nazi uses it before washing her hands.

** POOP ALERT: Doing the doo in the FUS!

it's 4:03pm and I just escaped from the ladies room. someone was in there dropping off stinky "kids" in the pool. and the worst part of it: she was doing it in the F.U.S.!

clearly this person doesn't know the poo-at-work etiquette. which is: do not poo in the F.U.S. (at least, don't do it during business hours)

aaargh!